"roses are red. violets are blue. i'd do me. you should too."
the names jesse. my alter ego is haywood jablome. other nicknames are buddha, oodles, and jesseroo if you want. i've got southern hospitality in the form of a baseball bat and a big truck.
"jesse is the best. he is king brosiah, king of the bros. he has awesome abs and gets into tons of fights with staircases. he loves playing video games, watching porn on skype, and he disappears to livejournal too often. he has lots of friends and he's super good at making people laugh. he has sex to slow jazz and no longer has a dusty dick." - doodles
i'm a twenty-seven year old rowdy texan. in case you didn't catch this i got a peen. i'm youtube obsessed, into video editing and attempting to make graphics.